idle thoughts
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Midsem test scores just got declared and half the people I know, are below average.
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Carrying baked goods from the shop to your house is no cakewalk.
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Sometimes, people who claim to be an asset are just off by two letters.
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Sometimes between here and there, just a letter makes all the difference.
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Book binding was a novel invention.
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It turns out saying “This too shall pass” to people with dysentery doesn’t go well with them.
An Italian chef once served bland food by mistake.
His customers took it with a pinch of salt.
My uncle lost his business in the packaging industry.
He is still recovering from it.
A snail fell on my face freaking me out.
I was shell shocked.
It is not that difficult to form relations.
Just go to any function and maintain a good image.
I met a christian dog yesterday.
It was a Saint Bernard.
She: I like people that are empathetic.
He: I understand.
Working with an office in a different time zone has left me confused when to call it a day.
Perhaps working in overlapping hours would be best for both the worlds.
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Online semester once again made me realise the definition of obsolete — any computer I own.
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Fobia: the fear of misspelled words.
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The very first doctor of dermatology had to start from scratch.
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I listened to Daft Punk for the first time and it was an instant crush. Perhaps, I got lucky?
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I bought a new backpack because the old one had worn out. It had a lot of bag-age.
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In an argument of ‘apples vs oranges’, if someone is in favour of apples, would they be called ‘apple-sider’?
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When my friends say ‘This is a foolproof plan’, they have clearly misjudged my intelligence.