Some puns that I make randomly. Hope you enjoy them :)


How do firemen know which fire to put out first? They use a fire distinguisher.

How do physics students express their pain? They measure it in hertz.

An Italian chef once served bland food by mistake. His customers took it with a pinch of salt.

My uncle lost his business in the packaging industry. He is still recovering from it.

A snail fell on my face freaking me out. I was shell shocked.

I met a christian dog yesterday. It was a Saint Bernard.

What is a cop’s favourite physics problem? The one that involves pulleys

She: I like people that are empathetic.

He: I understand.

Working with an office in a different time zone has left me confused when to call it a day. Perhaps working in overlapping hours would be best for both the worlds.

If Robert Downey Jr had been an athlete instead of an actor, and someone asked him ‘What do you do for a living?’, then what would have been his response? I run, man.