Some puns that I make randomly. Hope you enjoy them :)
- Midsem test scores just got declared and half the people I know, are below average.
How do firemen know which fire to put out first? They use a fire distinguisher.
- It is not that difficult to form relations.
- Just go to any function and maintain a good image.
How do physics students express their pain? They measure it in hertz.
- Carrying baked goods from the shop to your house is no cakewalk.
An Italian chef once served bland food by mistake. His customers took it with a pinch of salt.
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Sometimes, people who claim to be an asset are just off by two letters.
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A chicken sandwich is an attempt to make both ends meat.
My uncle lost his business in the packaging industry. He is still recovering from it.
- Sometimes between here and there, just a letter makes all the difference.
A snail fell on my face freaking me out. I was shell shocked.
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Book binding was a novel invention.
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It turns out saying “This too shall pass” to people with dysentery doesn’t go well with them.
I met a christian dog yesterday. It was a Saint Bernard.
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Fobia: the fear of misspelled words.
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People who are into mime art, what are you trying to tell?
What is a cop’s favourite physics problem? The one that involves pulleys
- Online semester once again made me realise the definition of obsolete — any computer I own.
She: I like people that are empathetic.
He: I understand.
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It’s getting so hot that the potatoes are getting baked underground.
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When my friends say “This is a foolproof plan,” they have clearly misjudged my intelligence.
Working with an office in a different time zone has left me confused when to call it a day. Perhaps working in overlapping hours would be best for both the worlds.
- What class would a soda can take if it goes to school?
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Fizz ed.
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The very first doctor of dermatology had to start from scratch.
- I listened to Daft Punk for the first time and it was an instant crush. Perhaps, I got lucky?
If Robert Downey Jr had been an athlete instead of an actor, and someone asked him ‘What do you do for a living?’, then what would have been his response? I run, man.
- I bought a new backpack because the old worn had worn out. It had a lot of bag-age.