idle thoughts


An Italian chef once served bland food by mistake.
His customers took it with a pinch of salt.

My uncle lost his business in the packaging industry.
He is still recovering from it.

A snail fell on my face freaking me out.
I was shell shocked.

It is not that difficult to form relations.
Just go to any function and maintain a good image.

I met a christian dog yesterday.
It was a Saint Bernard.

She: I like people that are empathetic.
He: I understand.

Working with an office in a different time zone has left me confused when to call it a day.
Perhaps working in overlapping hours would be best for both the worlds.

How do physics students express their pain? They measure it in hertz.


How do firemen know which fire to put out first? They use a fire distinguisher.


What is a cop's favourite physics problem? The one that involves pulleys.


What class would a soda can take if it goes to school? Fizz ed.


If Robert Downey Jr had been an athlete instead of an actor, and someone asked him 'What do you do for a living?', what would have been his response? I run, man.


Why do wanderers or vagabonds not get disturbed or affected by the problems in their life? Because they are nomads.